Like it or not, America, the CDC-approved face diaper is making a major comeback.
“But I got vaccinated!” you angrily yell.
Sorry, good and faithful citizen. You still must “mask up” for the good of the country.
“But I took all three of the vaccines!” you respond while pounding your fists into drywall.
That was probably unwise, but ‘your body, your choice,’ champ. Any side effects?
“I glow in the dark, but I feel fine.”
I’ll bet you’re a big hit at the roller rink.
“Skateasaurus rules!”
Yeah, well next time you go, have the deejay drop the needle on this latest hit single from Hammer and Nigel Records, “Return Of The Mask!”
https://omny.fm/shows/hammer-and-nigel-show/h-n-records-return-of-the-mask
