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There was a time in American history when Bill Gates was just an average-looking dweeb getting wedgies on a daily basis and having his lunch money stolen. That had to be embarrassing as hell considering he was also running Microsoft at the time.

Then Bill Gates retired, resentment welled up inside of him, and he transformed into a modern-day Lex Luthor.

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Luther’s latest evil scheme: spray gobs of chalk dust into the atmosphere to stop climate change.

The first test of the project, backed by Gates, could happen as early as June of this year and will be conducted by Harvard University, according to the Daily Mail.

The Objective: ‘dim the sun’ and cool the Earth.

The Hypothesis: the chalk will deflect a portion of the sun’s radiation, stop it from hitting the surface, and cool the planet.

The Inescapable Conclusion: We’re all gonna die.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t we conduct a similar test to this in the pre-historic age? Ask the dinosaurs how that one worked out.

Thanks, Bill. First Windows and now this.

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It’s not too late to make a trade.