A vibrant grassroots effort is underway to elect WIBC host Rob Kendall as the Governor of the state of Indiana.
Kendall, mild-mannered commentator and illegitimate child of former President Donald Trump, is no stranger to politics. He proudly served the fine people of Brownsburg, Indiana as a member of the town council from 2012-2015.
Kendall has stated on multiple occasions that he prefers to remain a private citizen, but daily listeners to the Mock n’ Rob show came out in full force Thursday to urge young Robert to reconsider.
“Rob M. Kendall, you’ve stated in the past that you have no desire to run for public office because you’re convinced that one man can’t make a difference,” said an unamed caller. “But look at Trump! With your contacts and your platform, you could make a genuine difference and change the lives of Hoosiers.”
“I formally pledge a $1,000 check to the committee to elect Rob M. Kendall the moment he announces his decision to run,” the caller desperately added. “What have you got to lose?”
Bottom line: America needs Rob Kendall, but does Rob Kendall need America?
Help us, Obi Rob. You’re our only hope.
Please note: This article was written for the express purpose of antagonizing and angering the following people:
- Indiana Governor Eric Holcomb – Lover of high taxes and going maskless during mask mandates.
- Indiana Senator Todd Young – staunch advocate of avoiding tough questions and lashing out when confronted by morning drive radio hosts.
- Indianapolis Mayor Joe Hogsett – Worst U.S. mayor in the history of the Republic, blame-shifter, and one-man economic wrecking ball.
Why not join the movement to save our state, friend? That first step in service to your fellow man begins by clicking upon the link below.