A couple of world-class criminals made a gallant attempt to break into a home in Fort Wayne, Indiana last week.
How intelligent were these future leaders of America?
- They approached the ONE house on the block with a Ring Video Doorbell.
- They attempted to kick in a door with a deadbolt when a perfectly good window was available.
- While Rhodes Scholar #1 repeatedly kicked at the door (RIGHT BY THE RING VIDEO DOORBELL), his “business associate” helped out by shooting himself in the leg!
- While “The Fast Draw of Fort Wayne” limped to the nearest hospital, ole “Kick-Happy Capone” returned for an encore performance!
Enjoy:
This moment of criminal excellence brought to you by the Hammer and Nigel Show.
