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The Biden administration is actively considering a mandate that would require you to present proof of a negative COVID test before boarding a domestic flight.

Dr. Marty Cetron, director for the Division of Global Migration and Quarantine at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention shared the ‘exciting’ news with reporters on Tuesday, touting the “dramatic evolution and increase in both testing platforms and testing capacity.”

Please Note: The requirement would be in addition to the President’s recent Executive Order requiring you to wear a mask while inside the plane’s cabin.

Please Note: All airlines require you to wear a mask anyway, but the addition of Biden’s Executive Order will allow the government to more readily arrest and charge you with a federal crime.

Please Note: The air you breathe in a plane’s cabin is completely changed every three minutes, on average

Please Note: In addition to the new requirements, you’ll still eligible for random selection by TSA agents for a personal pat-down and possible fondling.

Please Note: If you DO decide to fly, maybe you’ll be seated next to this lovely gal.

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