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Do you know how we all try as hard as we can to forget the fact that Tom Cruise is nuts?

It’s not that we’re unaware that he believes in a mystical creature named Xenu, randomly jumps on couches when the girl he’s hypnotized is under his power, is best friends with a guy whose wife magically “disappeared” from the face of the planet, and thinks post-partum depression can be treated with diet and exercise.

And yes, we’re fully aware that his batcrap behavior gets more and more batcrap with every passing year.

We even go along with his whole “Tom’s not gay” schtick!

Why do we do it? Because “Top Gun: Maverick” looks freaking awesome and we’re going to see it no matter how many young, impressionable extras were kidnapped by Scientologists during production.

Anyhow, you know how Tom Cruise completely lost it on his crew in leaked audio for the Mission Impossible 7 set? Well, we won’t have to worry about Tom verbally berating his MI-7 crew anymore… Because he’s hired an army of robots to do it for him.

The New York Post was tipped off about Tom’s COVID Restriction Enforcement Robots by an alleged crew member:

“Tom is so serious about making sure the shoot isn’t shut down that he’s splashed out on these robots as he can’t be everywhere to ensure people are behaving themselves…

“The robots are really sophisticated and rather intimidating. It’s like the Terminator only not as violent.”

Sounds great, Tom, but we’ll stick with our vintage 2-XL robots.

Fun Fact: WIBC’s Rob Kendall has a robot, but he uses it for things we can’t discuss here.

What we can discuss, however, is the latest news making the rounds that’s even weirder than Tom Cruise’s army of COVID robots.

Click below to enjoy today’s edition of “Is This Anything? with Hammer and Nigel.