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Welcome to the United States of America: where ‘Freedom of Speech’ is under attack, but Universal Healthcare is a “human right.”

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No one understands the importance of protecting the right to ‘free speech’ better than the brilliant and insightful minds of America’s most revered and valuable treasure: the celebrity.

Yes, the American celebrity – particularly those who rose to prominence as a result of being featured in homemade pornography –  is an authority on all things great and small:

  • The proven science of climate change AND gender fluidity.
  • The “equality for all” that can only be achieved through making broad-based judgments about white conservatives while simultaneously creating government programs to reinforce the racist belief that minorities are incapable of achieving the American dream without government assistance.
  • How a government that is nearly $30 trillion in debt can easily afford to provide healthcare for all 7.8 billion inhabitants of the planet by raising taxes on only 11.8 million people in the United States.
  • How green energy technology that hasn’t even been invented yet can become an instant reality by willing it into existence and economic viability via Congressional legislation.

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Indeed, there is much we can learn from the grand, majestic, and insightful celebrity – despite the fact that roughly half of them have a high school diploma.

Sadly, there are certain celebrities each year who are tragically discarded by the one and only higher power to which all Hollywood creatures must honor and serve: the progressive.

2020 set an all-new record for cancel culture in Hollywood, and this year’s list of celebrities now deemed “unclean” is most impressive!

Check Out These Names:

  • Ellen DeGeneres. . . over allegations of a toxic workplace.
  • J.K. Rowling . . . for anti-trans Tweets.
  • “Vogue” editor Anna Wintour. . . for an alleged history of not supporting or elevating Black content creators and employees.
  • Hilaria Baldwin . . . for PRETENDING to be Spanish
  • Lea Michele . . . after fellow “Glee” actress Samantha Marie Ware accused her of various microaggressions on the set.
  • Kirstie Alley . . . for criticizing the Oscars’ diversity initiative, and for being a Trump supporter.
  • Bryan Adams . . . for blaming the pandemic on, quote, “Some [effing] bat eating, wet market animal selling, virus making greedy bastards.”
  • Chris Pratt . . . for being a member of a supposedly anti-LGBTQ church.  Also, his perceived conservative views led to him being unofficially named Hollywood’s worst “Chris.”
  • YouTuber Gabi DeMartino . . . for selling pictures of herself as a toddler flashing the camera on her OnlyFans.

Please Note: All votes to cancel celebrities remain sealed and known only to the members of the Progressive Academy until such time as said “celebrity” is no longer considered a “bankable star” capable of creating vast amounts of wealth for the Hollywood community.

Did you know that for just $0.35 a day – less than a cup of coffee – you can sponsor a discarded celebrity via the Hammer and Nigel Foundation for Hollywood Hasbeens? 

Learn more by clicking the link below!

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